how do you see yourself inside your mind?

What the Hell is this from?

Will you cheer me up? This was a very depressing day.

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Meanwhile, continuing with her motto of “There’s nothing Lauren Conrad can do that I won’t copy and do tackier” Speidi is set to promote their latest endeavor –a book.

Earlier this year, Lauren topped the New York Times Bestseller list with her debut novel LA Candy. The book was a fictional account of a girl thrust into stardom when she is chosen for a reality TV show. It is currently being adapted into a movie by the producers of Twilight.



Not to be outdone. Heidi is set to take the literary world by storm with Compton Cookie, a fictionalized account of a girl who becomes the sidekick on a hit reality television show then proceeds to sabotage her best friend’s reputation with false rumors before marrying her douchebag boyfriend. The rights were bought by Ryan Seacrest and it is currently being adapted into a straight-to-tv movie for the Lifetime channel.




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Edited to say: If you actually thought Compton Cookie was a real book then you may want to give up on life. Just sayin...

What do you have too much of?

Utada “In The Flesh” Tour 2010

Rumors have been circulating of a possible tour in January, and we have gotten word that Utada will in fact be touring in early 2010, though no dates or venues have yet to be set in stone. It appears that, in addition to DJ Mike Rizzo (confirmed by a member at UtadaNet), Utada will have a band backing her on this tour, opening up the possibility of more than a simple club tour. An official confirmation from Island Def Jam should not be far behind.

UPDATE: According to MuuMuse, Utada will start her tour in Hawaii in mid-January, with a total of 10 US dates, followed by at least one date in the UK, ending February 12th. The Stateside events will be handled by Live Nation.

UPDATE 2: Utada’s UK concert will take place at O2 Academy Islington on February 12th.

UPDATE 3: Tickets for Utada’s London show go on sale November 13th at 9AM. Ticket prices start from £20.

UPDATE 4: According the Stargreen Box Office, doors for the London show will open at 7PM.

UPDATE 5: Livenation.com has added 2 US tour dates: Seattle on January 21st at the Showbox, and Chicago on February 2nd at the House Of Blues. Ticket sales begin on November 14th and 13th, respectively.

UPDATE 6: San Francisco has been added to the list of US dates: Utada will be performing at the Fillmore on January 24th.

# Honolulu, HI @ Pipeline Cafe / 01.15.2010 @ 8PM
# Seattle, WA @ The Showbox / 01.21.2010 @ 8PM
# San Francisco, CA @ The Fillmore / 01.24.2010 @ 8PM
# Las Vegas, NV @ House Of Blues / 01.30.2010 @ 8PM
# Chicago, IL @ House Of Blues / 02.02.2010 @ 8PM
# New York City, NY @ Irving Plaza / 02.08.2010 @ 8PM
# London, England @ O2 Academy Islington / 02.12.2010 @ 7PM

Soy Sauce and Wasabi

IN OTHER NEWS: The title of the tour comes from the line in "Dirty Desire" - "...and you can't wait to see me/to see me IN THE FLESH" - 2nd single is "Dirty Desire", produced by Tricky Stewart ("Single Ladies", "Umbrella", "Obsessed")


Dirty Desire - Utada

Twilight is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. 

WHY do people like it? How? Explain this to me! D:
I cannot fathom how it is so popular among 20+ year olds that should know better!

Model Iman and her daughter Alexandria Zahra “Lexi” Jones,9, ran a few errands in the East Village of NYC yesterday.

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With David Bowie as her dad and Queen Iman as her mom this girl can be nothing but fierce. And I don't give a shit if Queen Iman looks homeless she is still the fiercest bitch on the planet. Bow Down.

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Crisis Looms for Mark and Lexie



Warning: If you’re a fan of Grey’s Anatomy lovebirds Mark and Lexie, grab a defibrillator before reading.

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David Bowie. Cher. Bjork. Lady Gaga. Which one is not like the others?



The blond, bewigged, neck-braced lady of the hour, that’s who. Unlike the other musical acts on that list, she has yet to come up with a song to justify her over-the-top wardrobe and persona.

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In another explosive recorded audio tape obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Lindsay Lohan's assistant Jenni Muro reveals her fear that Lindsay was killing herself.

The taped phone call is between Jenni Muro and Michael Lohan. In it, Jenni angrily tells Michael her fears about Lindsay's fragile state and expresses her opinion about the destructiveness of Lindsay's then-romantic relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson.

"I am trying to save your daughter's life every day," Jenni tells Michael on the tape.

Showing the depths of her fear that Lindsay will harm herself, Jenni tells Michael that she wants to stop working for Lindsay "because I don't want it on my watch either."

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Danny Gokey Single “It’s Only” Available For Digital Download December 15



Nashville, TN – American Idol Season Eight finalist and new 19 Recordings/RCA Nashville recording artist Danny Gokey made a surprise call to his Milwaukee hometown this morning as WMIL / FM 106.1 offered the world premiere airing of Danny’s debut single, “It’s Only.”

Officially shipping to country radio in mid-November, the gorgeous and inspiring ballad brought waves of listener feedback cheering, “I love the song,” and declaring “It’s Only” as “touching” and “awesome,” while another listener proclaimed, “That song gave me goose bumps!”

Fans everywhere can hear the song right now on dannygokey.com, with a digital single set for release on December 15 and a full album arriving next year.

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MARK YOUR CALENDARS PEOPLE!!!
"Repo man’s gonna take his van I hear" is the best line in the song.

You better believe Khloé Kardashian was watching last night’s two hour wedding special on E!.  The new Mrs. Odom just took to her blog to share a few never-before-seen photos from her wedding and give her personal take on last night’s wedding special.
 
Khloé wrote, "It was both incredible and stressful reliving those crazy two weeks. With the last minute wedding planning, and dealing with the different reactions of my family members, it was difficult enough the first time around! LOL."

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Anyone who thinks these boys are unattractive sans Kevin is delusional.

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyv35fX8gXE

Here are the routines the couples will be dancing on Tuesday night.

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if there are weekly chores at your house, do your roommates/housemates delegate who does what? or does it just get done by whoever does it?

for instance, i ALWAYS bring the trash out on mondays, even though i don't usually get home until like 7pm or later from school. my other roommates never do this. to be fair, one is usually home after me. but my other roommate has been at home all day... how do i mention to them that this isn't fair? i'm also the only one who cleans the house. >.

 What does Peter Griffin actually do for a living?

Clip premieres on her site Monday.

Lady Gaga may already have plenty of celebrity friends these days, but in the Francis Lawrence-directed video for "Bad Romance" (the first video from her forthcoming release, The Fame Monster), there's a devilish group of supermodels who have their eyes on making Gaga their newest bestie.
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ETA: Bad Romance is NOT PREMIERING TODAY!!

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Phillie's Outfielder Shane Victorino Invites Jon Gosselin to his wedding.



PHILADELPHIA — Phillies star Shane Victorino has invited Jon Gosselin to his wedding next weekend in Hawaii.

Victorino and Gosselin did a joint interview a few months ago, and the Phillies were featured on an episode of “Jon & Kate Plus 8” last spring.

Very little is known about the actual wedding, aside from the fact that Melissa Smith is marrying Victorino on Nov. 14 on the Big Island of Hawaii.

Gosselin also has relatives in Hawaii and he and Kate Gosselin renewed their marriage vows there last October.

Gosselin has starred for four years in "Jon & Kate Plus 8," which has been consumed by marital turmoil as Gosselin and his wife feuded, then filed for divorce.
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Shane Victorino=PUTO
Jon Gosselin=MIERDA

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